October 23, 2007 - 10:09
Uses: Wella care products only.
Wore: the same pair of jeans for every day I saw him. coal-colored with a non-descript band badge at the coin pocket. Fitted,lending femininity to his already girlish posterior. Always paired with band t-shirt short enough to expose the elastic of his underpants and a very slight, springy looking paunch.
Hates: The "too chaotic" Italians, his job, unkempt hair, espresso, me(probably)
Loves: Mini-bars, holding people accountable to writers, American coffee, Matt & Eddy, Matt & Eddy's jokes, lounging coyly in his underpants, Blonde Redhead through his laptop speakers.
Retrospective affection.