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2004-05-20 - 2:21 p.m.

A man walked in and paid me just now, looking like Ned Flanders from the neck up, but wearing nothing 'cept a tight a-shirt, erect nipples and all. It was very difficult to transact with him, as I couldn't even really look up. This is a place of professionalism, Sir! Is this how a man feels when he is cornered by a busty woman with a plunging neckline? I felt like he was challenging me, and I lost. Hearty just called somebody the Rickmeister. In this manner of slang, I would be referred to as Rachaelmeister. I like it when people do that -meister.

Hearty doesn't say good bye, he says Ta TA!