"I am hungry, and lo! Here is a veggie dog sold to me in the grass."

"This print depicting dog characters in a bar is so awesome."

"We didn't screw up so bad that we couldn't smooth it out, and people liked it!"

"I made it out of there without changing my clothes 12 times."

"Coming home to realize that Elijah had deep-cleaned my bedroom."

"My hair and nails are growing faster than ever."

"Fine ladies up to my eyeballs."

"What if you ate nothing but flowers your whole life?"

"Rachael only sees a disembodied dress."