January 04, 2011 - 2:18
From Nampa, Idaho
We're the hippest family
You ever did know
Dad's downstairs
sittin on the couch
clicker in hand and
popcorn in his mouth
Noah's outside
swimming in the pool
unsupervised & break-
ing all the rules
Rachael is upstairs
Combing out her hair
That's why we're always
late getting everywhere
Elijah's in the basement
playing guitar. If he keeps on
practicing he'll really
go far.
Mom is always
driving in her van
She runs red lights
whenever she can.
Rudimentary rap written by my mother for no discernable reason, circa '95, found in a pile of rubbish in the abandoned house.