I combed my hair this morning, and it felt so old fashioned. Get up, comb your hair! So many people asked me if I had cut it, and my response had to be: "No, I just brushed it."

There was a picnic in the park today, and I held my pointer finger in front of Josephine, and asked her if she would 'kiss my finger with her nose'. She knew just what to do! I swear she is the smartest baby I have ever met. Lindsey knew to pack a ziploc bag full of turkey cold cuts for Josie, and a ziploc bag full of this really gross processed ham that has little chunks of cheese in it for Lillian. No bread for either of them! This led to what I thought was a very funny idea about both of them being on the Atkins Diet. I kept it to myself until Josie reached to put a potato chip in her mouth, and carried away in my own joke, I pulled her hand away and said: "No Josie! Carbs and Starchies!" Josie looked about ready to cry, and everybody looked at me like I was a really bad person. I still think that it's funny, though. Babies on the Atkins Diet? Hilarious!