1. How tall are you barefoot?
5'6"

2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
No, but I once had a very vivid dream about shooting it into my jaw.

3. Do you own a gun?
I also own a small replica of a gun.

5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents?"
I met them so long ago it's really a different story. The initial post-birth nerves have subsided a good deal, thank God.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
I'm petrified of real hot dogs.

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
O, Holy Night. The swooping chorus, the melody and lyrics, particularly "fall on your knees".

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Whipped Cream

9. Can you do push ups?
The sad reality, is that I can't. Nor can I pull-up.

10. Is your bathroom clean?
Cleaner than usual right now, though I noticed hair in the tub as I was leaving.

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
My great grandma's pearl dangly clip-on's.

12. Do you like painkillers?
Depending on my state when they hit me. If I have a lot of pain to absorb, I like them. If I'm taking them purely for sport, I will generally cry at least once, and get hot-faced.

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Taser gun, and send them on their way.

14. Do you have A.D.D.?
No, I don't suppose I do.

16. Middle Name?
LeAnne

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?

1. Lips stretched
2. Oatmeal
3. why should I

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought:
1 movie ticket (49 up), 1 coke can, 1 pr. underpant

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink:
water from the cooler, almost any kind of tea, almost any kind of soda

22. Current worry?
I'm waiting to hear today whether the loan for my new restaurant venture will go through, but I'm not too hopeful. Nobody seems amped about fronting me the money for my kids-only dessert pasta bar.

23. Current hate?
Horizontal stripes and the men who love them.

24. Favorite place to be?
Christmas tree farm.

25. Least favorite place to be?
Traffic court.

26. Where would you like to go?
A Sound of Music tour.

27. Do you own slippers?
yes, but I never wear them.

28. What shirt are you wearing?
B & W horizontal stripes, bought at The Limited when I was a teen.

29. Do you burn or tan?
Tan. I hate it.

30. Favorite color(s)?
I don't have one, but I like dark blues and indigoes, bottle or chartreuse type of greens, red.

31. Would you be a pirate?
No.

33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Female vocalist songs that don't challenge my range.

34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
I feared random burglary. Had a recurring dream that I often squealed about, which was monkeys who emerged from the closet to pull out all of my hair, so I guess I was afraid of them.

35. What's in your pockets right now?
Nothing except gaping holes. That's why there's nothing in them I guess.

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
Something percocious from the mouth of a British child.

37. Best bed sheets as a child?
White with assorted pastel hearts.

38. Worst injury you've ever had?
It's a tie between boat propeller to the leg and broken wrist.

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
1, but it's Krystal's.

41. Who is your loudest friend?
Matt, I think.

42. Who is your most silent friend?
the knife in my boot strap. My conscience.

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Larry Gaddy, the visiting VP.

44. Do you wish on shooting stars?
I don't think fast enough.

45. What is your favorite book?
"The Key, Unlock your psychic ability." Echo Bodine.

46. What is your favorite candy?
Cadbury Cream egg

47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
I want there to be complete silence in order that nothing might distract from the utmost essence of the Bride and her trappings. Since childhood I've planned to make everybody sit still in the pew while I switch pose in various flattering ways at the pulpit, burying my nose in the bouquet coquettishly, prancing solo through the aisles, presenting my dress for people to touch but never making eye contact. So yeah, I think no music.

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Death of Ase, while everybody weeps and knashes their teeth. And somebody mournful and English to perform the monolouge I once heard spoken over that song, a recently deceased being escorted to the gates on a foggy gondola- "but what's that tap tapping over there....?"

49. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Picking at my face.